|Name of conspiracy
||Am I involved
|I am an alien
||I am an alien. I offer no proof or otherwise, but this is my claim.
No-one else knows if I am or not,only I know the truth. This has
been explored in the movies.
|Fake Moon Landings I
||~2 Moon Landings per fake
||Very few know the truth. For this to work, you have to fool almost
everyone, which means you have to have two automated
landers. The first picks up the samples needed to replace those
that the crews are supposed to collect in advance, so they can be
filmed actually collecting them (Moon samples are unique
enough to make them impossible to emulate), the second to emulate
the radio signals from the supposed spaceship.
|Fake Moon Landings II
||Quite a lot of sexual favours
||Instead of going to all the trouble of getting the multiple craft
to emulate a moon attempt, you just get everyone who could have
knowledge about the Moon to LIE continuously on your behalf for
35 years. All the scientists, and for that matter students, ever
to study Moon samples. All the HAM radio enthusiasts at the time
who supposedly tracked the mission from Earth. People who
watched the launch. Stuff like that.
||Even more sexual favours
||The Earth is in fact Hollow. In caverns in the Earth wonderful
things live. There is a small sun inside the Earth. To stop people
finding out, you have to control: all geologists (including the
oil industry); polar explorers; atmospheric modellers; satellite
controllers; the military.
Over-arching mind drug usage
|The Earth, as some interpretations of the bible indicate, is only
5700 years old, not the suggested five billion years old. The flood
happened, dinosaurs are not found in ancient rock, but in sediment
layers which are implausibly sorted. In order to hide this truth,
you have to control: all geologists, all physicists and people who
have studied physics (who have to tell lies about
nuclear physics so radionuclear dating works), all workers
at nuclear power stations (who have to pretend nuclear
physics works, while actually running alternative energy generation
systems), all astrophysists and astronomers, palaeontologists,
anthropologists, biologists, and a whole bunch of other people.
|The world watches you
||Everything but your soul
||You are unique in the world, everyone else is a part of the joke
tricking you. Maybe you are in a computer program, or you may be
in a gameshow.